A couple weeks ago, I overheard J talking to his parents in their biannual phone
call. I was in the other room reading a book.
J: Yeah, I’m just hanging out. Danielle went to bed a while ago.
Me: ??
J parents: wahwaheahwah
J: I’ll let you go soon. I have to get up at 4 for work.
J parents: wahwahwahwah
J: No, she’s not going to work now.
Me: (What is he talking about? I’m online teaching)
J parents: wahwahwah
J: (sighs) . Don’t worry. I am going to put all the kids to bed after I hang up, and then I’m going straight to bed. Thanks for calling.
*slow claps*
*slow claps*
J continues his 20 year tradition of burning up the lines to his folks and writhing in emotional agony.
Don't fix what ain't broken, amirite?
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